Xbox Live for Dummies
Four Things You Need to Get Online
1. Broadband Internet Access
Xbox does not accept 14.4K dial-up. Most ISPs work swimmingly—with AOL’s high-speed cable service being one of the few exceptions. You’ll also need a router if you want your Xbox to coexist with your PC online.
2. A Credit Card
Xbox does not accept personal checks or gold shillings, so make sure you have your credit card handy. We’d make a joke about Master Chief never leaving home without his assault rifle right now if we were so inclined, but, fortunately, we’re not.
3. An Xbox Live Starter Kit
These come in various flavors and sizes, but 70 bucks will get you a Communicator headset, a one-year subscription to Xbox Live, and a copy of the MechWarrior-inspired shoot-a-thon MechAssault. (Note: It’s 50 bucks a year after that.)
4. The Ability to Enter Data Into Your Xbox
Name, home address, credit card info…a few more things, and you’re ready to roll. Literally, 10 minutes, and you’re done dealing with it forever. Simple. Easy. Delicious. Xbox Live.
Four Things You Can Do on Xbox Live
1. Talk to Your Friends
It’s an easy way to talk to your pals, without pesky things such as “telephones” or “phone bills.” There’s an ever-so-slight lag at times, but this is the best way we know of to cheat the system.
2. Make New Friends (And Enemies)
Making friends is easy…especially when you can’t see them or be seen yourself. It may sound creepy, but anonymous voice chat is a whole new way to socially interact. (You freak.)
3. Download New Content
New levels, scenarios, items, and characters are available every week—just check www.xboxlive.com for daily scoops. Alternatively, check out XBN’s On the DL for monthly updates.
4. Play the Games
Duh. With more than 70 games and 750,000 subscribers online as of January 1, 2004, the Xbox Live community keeps on growing. If you haven’t joined already, now is the time—just be sure to leave your expletive filter at home.
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